Wednesday, on the phone to Enid: I can see you turn around.
Wednesday: No the other way.
Wednesday: Your other, other way.
Wednesday: One more time, you’ve almost got it.
Enid: OH MY GOD WEDNESDAY WHERE ARE YOU!?
Wednesday: I lied. I’m not there yet. But the thought of you aimlessly turning in circles amuses me *hangs up*
SPENCER REID in SEASON 2
for @starryeyedastronaut
i hope you are being compassionate with yourself today. you are your oldest childhood friend
― Lang Leav, Memories
every fucking time I see this I miss the “7 month old” part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit
i’m gonna cry i was called out so bad:/
fan comic.
HAPPY YULE❤️
Last year I became someone’s secret Santa, but I never sent a gift… I don’t want to keep hiding this anymore. (It’s a silly little story but I love the sweet part.)
Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
Cissamione | established relationship. Draco accidentally walking in on them.Hearing voices behind the kitchen door left ajar, Draco stopped short.
“It’s lubricated enough,” his mother said. “Slip it in.”
Draco’s jaw dropped in horror.
“The angle isn’t quite right,” Granger replied.
Fingers wrapped around the edges of the door, gripping tightly.
Mother hummed in approval. “There, just like that.”
Cringing, Draco backed up and knocked something over.
The door swung open. “Draco!” Granger greeted. “Look, we fixed the hinge.”
Relief washed over him. “The hinge!”
His mother got a wicked look in her eye. “Now the door won’t rattle next time Hermione fucks me silly against it.”
Draco fainted.
This is very funny and so canon.
Their child: Mommy can I go to my friend’s house this weekend?
Hermione: What did your Mum said?
Their child: No
Hermione: Then why should I let you?
Their child: Because she’s not the boss of you.
Hermione, internally to herself: Please don’t fall for this, Narcissa will kill you.
hermione: my back hurts
hermione: must be from carrying the rest of you fuckers for seven books
😂